Halloween Parade

Halloween was a smashing success. We didn't get any pictures from trick-or-treating because it was dark and we had coverage issues (one parent giving out candy, other parent short-handedly toting children around neighborhood). But Reid's school had a Halloween parade and although he basically refused to wear the Spider-man mask (Sania refused to wear the Superman cape, natch), Reid was pretty cute fronting for the camera in his comically over-developed chest and goofing off with his friend Owen, who came as a pirate.

This is essentially what Reid and Owen's time together at their Montessori School will be remembered as:

Imaginary adult conversation between Reid and Owen:
Reid: I feel like we've been standing on this riser for 100 years.
Owen: You have the patience of a gnat.
Reid: At least I'm a super hero. Pirates have poor hygiene and scurvy.
Owen: Please. Superheroes have secret identities. You ran around in the Stargazer/Lily room in your mask until the bottom half filled with spit and now everybody knows you're Reid and not Spider-man.
Reid: Whatevs. I think our moms went to get coffee.
Owen: Your dad took a picture of you knocking George's NASA hat off his head. When the forensic evidence is reviewed, you're going down.
Reid: My lips are so chapped.
Owen: Ooh, mine, too. My mom says to not lick them so much.
Reid: Lick them? That sounds like a great idea.
Owen: Sometimes I feel like you don't listen to a word I say.

It's really late. If this isn't funny, well, what can you do?